Only comedians want people to laugh at their efforts.
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At rehab today I was mashed and stretched.
I thought of childbirth to cope with the strain.
The guy next to me used to box in a ring.
Pummled face was his image of pain.
We compared notes as we compared woes,
Agreed that the toughest one wins.
It wasn't quite fair when I took that dare--
'Cos I'd given birth to twins.
N.K. Wagner is the publisher and Executive Editor of Page & Spine.
C_lucas is my pen name. It’s meant to protect the guilty, namely me.
Writer Jenny Harp is a New Zealander grandmother who lives in the United States with her husband and loves God, life and family.