I believe expiration dates are conveniently exaggerated.
-L. Oliver Bright

Disgusted I am with this text-thing, A habit that I find most vexing. Please send me a card -- You'll find it's not hard. That way you won't wreck while you're texting.                                                     -Jenny Harp

“Guinness Book of World Records” is full of people 
who thought they could.
 – Charles Lucas