I believe a mid-life crisis is merely puberty’s festering last fling. –L. Oliver Bright
A CIRCULAR ARGUMENT
The pretty young circle said to the triangle, "Whats your angle on this?" "Angle? I don't have an angle!" he replied. And he stomped off perplexed. Square shrugged and told her, "Oh, he's just being obtuse!" - Jenny Harp
There once was a fella called Shirley. He hated his name, it was girly. He met a gal, Fred. And Fred he did wed, And since, nevermore is he surly.