I believe most ‘Smart’ phones are used by the woefully under-qualified.
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A diet Garcinia has gripped me!
I want it to intern'ly snip me.
I've tried whacky diets,
The look-at-me try its.
I hope into shape it'll whip me.
- Jenny Harp
A Leaf-ly Solution
While contemplating Autumn leaves
of every shape and hue,
I wipe my nose upon my sleeves
and ponder what to do.
Admiring nature’s tapestry
reveals a darker side.
Each leaf will soon depart its tree,
on my lawn to abide.
I’ve raked the buggers into piles,
I’ve blown them into drifts.
I’ve bagged and lugged them seeming miles.
They’ve given my back fits.
So now I’ve hit on next year’s plan
I’m proud to share with you.
I’ll tackle this job like a man
And spray on super glue.